A Definitive Ranking Of Every Slang Term For Vomiting

    Why do we have so many names for this?

    If you want to talk about vomit, and even if you don't, you've got a whole cornucopia of options. But which ones are the least terrible?

    Here's a ranking of every common name for throwing up, determined by assessing grossness, clarity, creativity, and general usability.

    Honorable Mention

    If you delve deep into the world of vomit slang, there's an endless black hole of really weird, horrifying terms that no one ever uses.

    Here are a few of the best ones:

    Eating Backwards
    Tossing A Sidewalk Pizza
    Liquid Scream
    Bring it Up For a Vote
    Liquidate Your Assets
    Call to the Seals
    Prepare Dinner for a Racist
    Ham Hawking
    Big Vom Dot Com