6. Your profile photo looks awfully similar to that model in the L.L. Bean catalog.
9. The producers of MTV’s Catfish won’t stop calling you.
13. You’ve reached the pro dodgeball level of dodging personal questions.
18. You’ve worn a mask outside of Halloween.
22. You’ve told yourself you love tap dancing so many times you’ve really started to believe it.
23. The Starbucks barista just stares at you blankly when you say “I don’t even know who I am anymore.”
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