6. Your profile photo looks awfully similar to that model in the L.L. Bean catalog.
9. The producers of MTV’s Catfish won’t stop calling you.
13. You’ve reached the pro dodgeball level of dodging personal questions.
18. You’ve worn a mask outside of Halloween.
22. You’ve told yourself you love tap dancing so many times you’ve really started to believe it.
23. The Starbucks barista just stares at you blankly when you say “I don’t even know who I am anymore.”
- The Clinton campaign is trying to stop television stations from running a pro-Trump ad featuring Michelle Obama.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- Countries from around the world have agreed that the Ross Sea in Antarctica will become the world's largest marine protected area.
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀