6. Your profile photo looks awfully similar to that model in the L.L. Bean catalog.
9. The producers of MTV’s Catfish won’t stop calling you.
13. You’ve reached the pro dodgeball level of dodging personal questions.
18. You’ve worn a mask outside of Halloween.
22. You’ve told yourself you love tap dancing so many times you’ve really started to believe it.
23. The Starbucks barista just stares at you blankly when you say “I don’t even know who I am anymore.”
- President Trump addressed the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, where he lashed out at the media and defended his agenda.
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳