10 Reasons Barilla Shouldn't Have A Gay Family In Its Commercials

Look, guys, spaghetti is straight.

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In a recent interview, chairman of Barilla pasta, Guido Barilla, said the company would never use a gay couple in its advertising.

"I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of respect but because we don't agree with them," Barilla said. "Ours is a classic family where the woman plays a fundamental role."

Looking back at past Barilla commercials, it's clear why they can't use a gay family.

9. A woman's role in the family is makin' all the pasta.

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Have you ever experienced the frustration of being a heterosexual woman about to make some pasta and then a gay couple comes in and makes it for you? What are you supposed to do then when your womanly role has been usurped?