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If We Dated, Would It Work Out?

I need a partner who respects me and my Pomeranian, but mostly my Pomeranian.

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  1. 1. If you plan to take me out on a date, you must first meet my Pomeranian, Kevin. Do you respect my Pomeranian?

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  2. 2. If we go out to a nice dinner, Kevin will absolutely be joining us. Can you respect that decision?

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  3. 3. There is a 100% chance I'm letting Kevin eat off your plate. Do you still respect Kevin?

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  4. 4. Anything you can say to me, you can say to Kevin. Are you willing to make sure Kevin feels included in the conversation?

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  5. 5. Kevin would like to know where you see yourself in five years.

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  6. 6. It's gotten to the point in our date where I need to confess something to you. I haven't been completely honest. The thing is...I have a second Pomeranian. His name is Arturo. Do you have room in your life for both Kevin and Arturo?

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  7. 7. Arturo is insecure. Can you make sure he never feels like you like Kevin better?

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  8. 8. If something terrible should happen to me, can you provide the kind of lifestyle my two Pomeranians have grown accustomed to?

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If We Dated, Would It Work Out?

You got: Not Respecting The Pomeranian

Look, we both know this isn't going anywhere. You clearly DO NOT respect my Pomeranian. OR my other Pomeranian. And that's a huge problem for me. I just don't see this whirlwind romance turning into anything more if Kevin and Arturo don't feel comfortable with you. I'm sorry. I'll never forget you.

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You got: Big Time Respect

Wow. It seems like you really respect both of my Pomeranians. I can't stress enough how important that is for our relationship to work out. I can really see you being a part of Kevin and Arturo's lives. I think you and I may really have something here. Is it love? Yes, absolutely. Your respect for my small dogs means the world to me and it means the world to Kevin and Arturo. They're the real heroes here.

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