If We Dated, Would It Work Out?
Look, we both know this isn't going anywhere. You clearly DO NOT respect my Pomeranian. OR my other Pomeranian. And that's a huge problem for me. I just don't see this whirlwind romance turning into anything more if Kevin and Arturo don't feel comfortable with you. I'm sorry. I'll never forget you.
Wow. It seems like you really respect both of my Pomeranians. I can't stress enough how important that is for our relationship to work out. I can really see you being a part of Kevin and Arturo's lives. I think you and I may really have something here. Is it love? Yes, absolutely. Your respect for my small dogs means the world to me and it means the world to Kevin and Arturo. They're the real heroes here.