For Everyone Who Constantly Spills Food On Themselves

You're not alone. It's time to rise up and spill proudly as one.

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These are all potential nicknames you could have:

Whoopsy McShirt-Stain

Spilly Von Clothes-Ruiner

The Human Napkin

Missed-Your-Mouth McGillicutty

Oops! McMustard

Lil' Splatters

Micky "Saving It For Later" Johnson

Old Soup Pants