What Should Your Career Actually Be?
It's a niche industry, but have you ever considered dressing up like a big baby and getting paid for it? As many naps as you want. As much crying as you want and no one can judge you for it because you're crying all the way to the bank.
You're responsible. You're a good leader. You have what it takes to guard all the pizzas and make sure no one steals them. Bonus: The pizza guardian can eat unlimited pizza for being so brave and honorable.
You could have a bright future as a model for chocolate fountains. Chocolate fountains can't sell themselves. We need photos of attractive people using the chocolate fountains and that's where you come in. It could even involve putting on a swimsuit and diving into a pool of chocolate, if you're willing to do that.
Someone needs to test all the puppies and make sure they're good enough. That should be you. Days filled with rigorous puppy testing, making sure the puppies have what it takes to be puppies. It's not easy, but you're talented.