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Check Does your baby do things just for the attention?Check Does your baby lack a unique sense of style?Check Does your baby just wear what other babies are wearing?Check Does your baby rarely contribute anything during conversations?Check Does your baby just sit back while other people are having important intellectual discussions?Check Does your baby have a laughably small vocabulary?Check Is your baby unable to express an original opinion?Check Does your baby just cruise through life relying on other people?Check Is your baby codependent?Check Is your baby basically taking advantage of a free ride?Check Does your baby lack ambition?Check Does your baby laugh at things that aren't even funny?Check Is your baby easily amused by dumb things?Check Like jingling car keys or shiny objects?Check Is your baby always doing boring stuff?Check Are your baby's motives often painfully transparent?Check Does your baby point out things that are super obvious?Check Is your baby self absorbed, caring only about his or her own needs?Check Is your baby totally unsophisticated?Check Is your baby largely incompetent when it comes to even the simplest tasks like driving a car or crossing the street?Check Does your baby refuse to educate him or herself?Check Does your baby fail to stay on top of current events?Check Does your baby remain willfully ignorant about the issues we face today as a society?Check If you asked your baby what the last book he or she read was, would he or she even be able to tell you?Check Does your baby think he or she is so cool when they're really not at all?Check Does your baby refuse to take responsibility for his or her own actions?Check Has your baby never once taken charge of a situation?Check Does your baby refuse to see the truth?Check Can your baby not even take care of him or herself?Check Does your baby act like a big baby?