Evidence That Summer Is A Dumb, Sweaty Nightmare

    Just so much sweating.

    Summer is just like gaahhhhhhh.

    Trying to look nice or normal in the heat is a JOKE.

    Your priorities change.

    You may know the pain of being a member of the Sweaty Upper Lip Club.

    And everything in the world is moist somehow.

    When it gets hot your brain is like "bye."

    You're forced to appreciate little things, like air blowing on you.

    And you wish for things that can never be.

    You have to hide in the shade like a creature of the night.

    Also, what EXACTLY are you supposed to be doing at the beach?

    And just because it's summer, there's constant pressure to enjoy yourself ALL THE TIME.