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BuzzFeed Staff

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Are you the captain of this friendship? Think of one specific friend when you take this test.

The Ultimate Friendship Test

Your friend wants to tell you about the dream they had last night. It's probably going to be boring and long. What do you do?

It's your friend's birthday. Their only birthday wish is for you to rub a delicious egg custard all over your body. Do you do it?

Your friend is about to be offered a dream job. But the new boss has one very specific demand. For your friend to get the job, YOU have to punch yourself in the face. Do you punch yourself in the face?

Your friend is sick and you're bringing medicine. But the only way you can get the medicine is to sit alone in a room with Shia LaBeouf for an hour. Do you sit in that room?

You have plans to hang out, but your friend is being guarded by a large angry goose. The only way to get to your friend is to go through the goose. Do you fight that goose?

Your friend is about to buy 11 gallons of spicy nacho cheese. But they lost their wallet and need you to buy it. Do you ask questions?

Your friend has been captured by a malicious sea witch. The only way to save them is by wrangling the slippery, ill-tempered sea otters that guard the sea dungeon. Do you wrangle those otters?

Your friend turns out to be a creature that can only survive by feasting on the souls of the innocent. Do you help your friend find victims to stay alive?

Your friend is REALLY LUCKY to have you! Friends like you are hard to find. You passed the friendship test with flying colors. Literally no one on the planet is a better friend than you. Everyone else looks like a scum friend compared to your golden standard of friendship.

Really Good Friend

You're a smart person. You're not gonna put yourself in harm's way for something as dumb as friendship. You're going to go far in life.

Really Smart Friend

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