5. Breakfast Burrito
If ever a man said you can’t wrap eggs up in a flour tortilla, you’d tell him “No! You fool!” Because if breakfast burritos are your favorite, you’re both a trendsetter and an enforcer. Whatever you say goes in the land of breakfast and beyond.
6. Breakfast Sandwich
If the classic egg and cheese (with or without sausage or bacon) is your favorite, you have great taste. No one can argue with that. And if they try, they should be put in jail for crimes against breakfast. You just know what kind of stuff belongs slapped inside a sandwich, which is the kind of life knowledge only really smart, cool people possess.
Cereal might be mankind’s greatest invention. Wheels and electricity need to get over themselves. And if you happen to be a lover of this sweet, milk-drenched delight, it means you’re the kind of person everyone just wants to be near. The cereal eater has an inner magnetism that no one can resist. Everybody wants you (not unlike children relentlessly chasing after a poor leprechaun’s food).
Coffee. It’s basically like a brother, a mother, a lover, to us all. If it’s your favorite part of breakfast, you tend to be the kind of person who instantly makes any room better just by walking into it. You improve any situation. You’re the alcohol of people.
13. Eggs Benedict
Eggs Benedict are for anyone who loves it when a poached egg explodes all over their breakfast. If that describes you, listen up. Here’s a secret: Everyone wants to be you. Maybe they make it obvious, maybe they keep it on the down low, but you and your egg explosions are where it’s at.
15. Fried Eggs
Fried eggs are simple and classic. Plus you get to use special terminology when you order them. “Over easy,” “sunny side up,” “over hard.” So not only do you get to speak in your secret egg language, if fried eggs are you favorite, it just means you’re doing it right. Breakfast. Life. Everything.
If muffins are your favorite, you basically have the best personality. You’re not one of those people who has to make sure their hair looks perfect to make up for their horrible personality. You’re the opposite! But your hair probably looks good too.
If sausage is your favorite, it means you’re a breakfast champion. And that’s a real thing. Breakfast champions are members of an elite class of breakfast eaters. Once their talent is spotted, they’re sent off to train and represent their country in the Olympics for breakfast eating.
29. Scrambled Eggs
This is probably going to sound weird, but if scrambled eggs are your favorite, it means you have hidden…powers. Your hidden talents are very powerful and if unlocked correctly, could essentially rule the world. But please don’t use your power for evil. The rest of us are terrified.
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