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Will You Come Home To Find Your Bathtub Full Of Fettuccine Alfredo?

This could be serious.

This is a bathtub full of fettuccine Alfredo.

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Now you might be wondering, "Is my own bathtub at home full of fettuccine Alfredo?" And you might be worried. Take this quiz to see if you're going to come home to discover your bathtub full of fettuccine Alfredo.

  1. Do you have any enemies?

  2. Do you have any enemies with access to large amounts of fettuccine Alfredo?

  3. Did you remember to lock your door this morning?

  4. Do you have 300 boxes or more of fettuccine Alfredo in your kitchen?

  5. Has anyone in your home made fettuccine Alfredo within the last 48 hours?

  6. Have you received any threatening messages that say something like, "When you get home and go inside your bathroom and look in the tub, you'll be treated to a creamy, cheesy surprise"?

  7. Is there a fettuccine Alfredo smell coming from your bathroom?

  8. Have any of your neighbors contacted you today saying something like, "Hey, I don't want to alarm you, but your home absolutely reeks of fettuccine Alfredo and you might have a problem"?

  9. Did you recently have 40 gallons of fettuccine Alfredo delivered to your bathroom?

  10. Has someone recently said to you, "Hey, I'm gonna fill your bathtub with fettuccine Alfredo while you're not home and there's nothing you can do about it"?