Buzz·Posted on Sep 22, 201411 Avocado Struggles Only Avocado Lovers Truly UnderstandGotta squeeze 'em all. Warning: Some graphic avocado content.by Joanna BornsBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. A single avocado typically costs $500. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You have to look like a maniac in the grocery store feeling up every avocado. 3. Waiting foreverrrrrrrrrrrr for them to ripen. 4. When there's guacamole at a party and you can't just shovel it all directly into your mouth without people judging you. 5. The heartbreak that comes from discovering a brown nightmare on the inside of a thing that cost $500. View this photo on Instagram 6. You thought that squishiness meant it was perfectly ripe but it was actually perfectly disgusting. View this photo on Instagram 7. Being scarred for life by those weird brown stringy sprout things. View this photo on Instagram 8. Going to the store during an avocado EMERGENCY only to find firm, green ones. 9. Feeling so attacked when guacamole is extra. 10. Having to endure the warning that guac is extra and feeling like a lush. 11. Knowing what it feels like to love too much.