I use a computer.I use a smartphone all the time.I have a lot of apps.I’m internet savvy.I spend most of my time online.I don’t fear technology.I am technology.I am made of shiny metal.I have a hoverboard for feet.At least 10% of my body is lasers.You might think you’re talking to me but it’s probably a hologram.I pour milk on USB memory sticks and eat them for breakfast.I live in space.One time I punched a wormhole.I can charge an iPhone with my teeth.If you look into my eyes you’ll see the birth and death of a million galaxies.One time I had a baby and it had an iPad Mini for a head and two Samsung Galaxies for hands.I named it Space Baby.Somewhere on my body is a USB port.I saw “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and could relate to all of the plot points.Sometimes I hear a weird beeping sound and I realize it’s me making that beeping sound.I can turn into a car.All of my friends are computer chips.I can’t be killed.I would consider having sex with a Roomba.Sometimes I have weird dreams and wake up to realize they’ve been turned into a Netflix original series.Please don’t look inside my mouth. It’s full of very bright LEDs that would blind you.I think the international space station is quaint.One time I drank biofuel. It tasted OK.My mom is a drone.
How Futuristic Are You?
You enjoy living in the present. You're a real person and that's probably for the best. The future is not your problem.
YOU ARE THE FUTURE. You hold the key to the universe in your hand.