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How Futuristic Are You?

Maybe you belong in space.

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    I use a computer.
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    I use a smartphone all the time.
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    I have a lot of apps.
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    I’m internet savvy.
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    I spend most of my time online.
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    I don’t fear technology.
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    I am technology.
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    I am made of shiny metal.
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    I have a hoverboard for feet.
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    At least 10% of my body is lasers.
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    You might think you’re talking to me but it’s probably a hologram.
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    I pour milk on USB memory sticks and eat them for breakfast.
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    I live in space.
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    One time I punched a wormhole.
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    I can charge an iPhone with my teeth.
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    If you look into my eyes you’ll see the birth and death of a million galaxies.
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    One time I had a baby and it had an iPad Mini for a head and two Samsung Galaxies for hands.
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    I named it Space Baby.
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    Somewhere on my body is a USB port.
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    I saw “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and could relate to all of the plot points.
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    Sometimes I hear a weird beeping sound and I realize it’s me making that beeping sound.
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    I can turn into a car.
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    All of my friends are computer chips.
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    I can’t be killed.
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    I would consider having sex with a Roomba.
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    Sometimes I have weird dreams and wake up to realize they’ve been turned into a Netflix original series.
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    Please don’t look inside my mouth. It’s full of very bright LEDs that would blind you.
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    I think the international space station is quaint.
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    One time I drank biofuel. It tasted OK.
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    My mom is a drone.
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