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Are You Ready For Sweater Weather?

Like, really ready?

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    I'm tired of sweating.
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    I think summer is a pile of garbage.
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    I want to be able to layer my clothing without turning into a hot swamp beast.
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    I just like feeling cozy, OK?
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    Wearing a sweater just feels right. IT FEELS SO RIGHT.
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    Seeing my breath create a little cloud of fog fills my heart with JOY.
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    I like my air like I like my apples, CRISP damn it.
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    Apples? Let's get some apple cider up in here.
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    I want to fall in love all over again with warm knit fabrics.
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    I want to feel all my problems melt away with the comforting embrace of a soft sweater.
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    I have the best sweaters, you guys.
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    Wearing a sweater is like getting a hug.
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    Sweaters make up for my lack of physical contact with other people.
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    In the summer I'm worried that my sweaters feel sad and unwanted.
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    I can't believe I left my poor sweaters alone in the dark.
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    I am jealous of fishermen and their big, thick sweaters.
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    My hands want nothing more than to wrap themselves around a warm mug.
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    A sweater gives me a protective layer against the horrors of the world.
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    I wish I could live inside a sweater.
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    I have tried to fit my entire body inside one sweater.
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    I have worn sweater pants, or "swants."
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    I would just leave the house wrapped in a big blanket if it were more socially acceptable.
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    I actually do wear a blanket out of the house and I don't care what anyone thinks about it.
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    GIVE ME THAT BRISK AIR.
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    If I'm not wearing a sweater I might as well be dead.
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