1. Attack Of The Hangover
2. The Forced Water Cooler Banter Of Fever Swamp
3. Beware, The Elliptical
4. Screwing Up Turbo Tax Can Be Murder
5. The Juice Cleanse Walks At Midnight
6. The Brunch Of Doom
7. My 401K Is Invisible
8. Night Of The Living Laundry
9. Welcome To Cash-Only Nightmare
10. Stay Out Of The DMV
11. Revenge Of The Spotty Wi-Fi
- President Trump addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, the same gathering he skipped last year amid tensions with organizers.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Uber's CEO met with more than 100 female engineers on Thursday to discuss sexism and harassment allegations at the company.