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    15 Signs Your Love Of Target Is Spiraling Out Of Control

    Just stopping in to quickly grab a million things.

    1. You can feel your brain releasing pleasure chemicals as soon as you pull into the parking lot.

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    2. You even get excited to see those weird Target balls.

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    3. You don't know what adventure awaits in those red-hued aisles, but you can't wait to find out.

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    4. The $1 area is like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

    5. You feel your heart being pulled in every direction.

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    6. You feel like you're on a magical adventure full of things you didn't even know you needed.

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    7. Even buying laundry detergent is an explosion of joy.

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    8. You struggle to ignore the unnecessary things calling out to you.

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    9. Hours pass as you're sucked into the Target time warp.

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    10. You start to feel like maybe you should live here.

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    11. You start to worry that maybe you'll never leave.

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    12. You start to suffer from Target-induced amnesia.

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    13. You have to reevaluate your life when it's time to check out.

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    14. You leave the store in a daze of ecstasy.

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    15. But you're ready to start your brand new life full of random things you bought.

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