15 Signs Your Love Of Target Is Spiraling Out Of Control
Just stopping in to quickly grab a million things.
1. You can feel your brain releasing pleasure chemicals as soon as you pull into the parking lot.
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2. You even get excited to see those weird Target balls.
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3. You don’t know what adventure awaits in those red-hued aisles, but you can’t wait to find out.
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5. You feel your heart being pulled in every direction.
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6. You feel like you’re on a magical adventure full of things you didn’t even know you needed.
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7. Even buying laundry detergent is an explosion of joy.
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8. You struggle to ignore the unnecessary things calling out to you.
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9. Hours pass as you’re sucked into the Target time warp.
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10. You start to feel like maybe you should live here.
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11. You start to worry that maybe you’ll never leave.
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12. You start to suffer from Target-induced amnesia.
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13. You have to reevaluate your life when it’s time to check out.
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15. But you’re ready to start your brand new life full of random things you bought.
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