8 Signs You're The Richard Nixon Of Your Friend Group

    No one can forget Brunch-gate.

    1. All your G chats are OFF THE RECORD.

    2. Your friendship is built upon an intricate web of lies.

    3. Your selfies are always redacted.

    4. Your friends are always SO annoyed when you break into their house and steal things.

    5. Your friends are always so sensitive about the fact that you've set out to destroy them.

    6. You lie to your friends constantly.

    7. Your friends always accuse you of lying WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE.

    8. You don't trust your friends and they don't trust you.