15 Ways To Dress For Your Weirdly Specific Body Shape

    Dress to flatter your figure, even if you're shaped like a wind turbine.

    Joanna Borns
    by Joanna Borns

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Pile of Towels

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    If your body shape is "pile of towels" avoid soft, flowing fabrics and go for a more structured look like a blazer with jeans.

    2. Credenza

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    If you've got one of those credenza-shaped bodies, it's all about proportions. Try color blocking!

    3. Rhombus

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    If you're shaped like a rhombus, show it off! You can get away with shorter shorts than you think.

    4. Starbucks Cup

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    If you're one of the many "Starbucks Cups" out there, you're not alone. The best look for you is solid colors with bold accessories.

    5. BBQ Sauce Display

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    If your body is "bbq sauce display" then remember these six little words: wrap dress, wrap dress, wrap dress. And for guys, try layering with a V-neck sweater.

    6. Giant Lady Gaga Egg

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    If you're shaped like the giant egg Lady Gaga was inside for the 2011 Grammys, consider empire waists.

    7. Jack LaLanne Juicer

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    If your body type is "Jack LaLanne juicer," consider wearing tiny hats.

    8. Tub of Oatmeal

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    If you're shaped like a tub of oatmeal, the throwback peplum trend is for you. And pencil skirts are your best friend.

    9. Spanish Mustang

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    If you're shaped like a Spanish Mustang, avoid high-waisted pants and go for looser-fitting looks.

    10. Wind Turbine

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    If your body shape is "wind turbine," congratulations! Every style looks flattering on you.

    11. Scandinavia

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    If you're shaped like Scandinavia, wide leg pants, my friend. Wide leg pants.

    12. Dodge Scion

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    If your body shape is "Dodge Scion," find styles that cinch in at the waist and don't forget a fun belt.

    13. Box of Cans

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    If your body type is "box of cans," create length with a monochromatic look. Don't forget to match the shoes, you box of cans.

    14. Jared

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    You can wear whatever you want! Even khakis and light wash denim!

    15. Yam

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    All you yams out there, show some skin!