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1.A Big Red Rooster 6 Sound white noise machine (with nearly 15,000 reviews on Amazon) that plugs in for home or office use and takes batteries when traveling, while pumping out six soothing sounds that could easily be the names of scented candles: rain, brook, ocean, thunder, white noise, and summer night.
2.A high-fidelity, USB and AC powered Adaptive Sound Technologies LectroFan sound machine backed by a 1,000-day satisfaction guarantee, for those who really need to give it a thorough test-drive. In addition to all that white noise, there are also pink and brown options for your Neapolitan ice cream-inspired noise cancelling needs.
3.A classic Dohm aka "The Original White Noise Machine" that's been masking sounds at doctor's offices since 1962 with its fan-based signature sound. Two speeds, one six-foot AC plug, and zero sleepless nights is what you're getting.
4.A Dreamegg white noise/sound machine with 24 sounds to choose from, including bird, sea wave, brook, lullaby, music box, cricket, campfire, rain, fetal tone, and train. Wait, train? Really? If locomotive noises aren't for you, there are still seven different white noise and fan options (respectively) to choo-choo-choose from.
5.A compact and portable, USB and AC Aventek white noise sound machine, because if 30 volume level settings and 20 soothing sounds won't drown whatever is making that racket, then you've got a 60-day money-back guarantee from the date of purchase. And you definitely need to move.
6.A lightweight, wood-grained finish Douni sleep sound machine with a headphone jack, for those who really need to block out noise while not making more noise of their own, thus disturbing the people making all the noise in the first place. Talk about noise pollution.
7.A Skip Hop "Moonlight & Melodies" sleep soother for those who give a hoot about their kids (and by extension themselves) getting a good night's sleep. This wise owl was smart enough to include a night light in its belly and also project stars and moons on the ceiling.
8.A Snooz white noise sound machine with an app (available on iPhones and Androids) for programming runtimes and controlling the volume of the actual fan that's inside. These aren't digitally recorded noises. No, they're the real deal.
9.A Nursal white noise/sound machine that's powered via two AA batteries or USB with an optional 30-, 60-, and 120-minute automatic shut-off timer for it's 10 natural sound settings (rainforest, birds, waves, etc.).
10.A Letsfit white noise machine with 14 soothing sleep soundtracks, including two different clothes dryer settings, because the thought of more doing laundry will certainly put you to sleep. The adjustable night light is also an added bonus when dealing with sleeping babies.
11.A battery-operated (three AAA), BPA-free MyBaby Soundspa portable white noise machine, for anyone who wants to sleep like a baby, whether they are actually one or just act like one due to being awake all night. Hang it via the included hook or let it stand on its own, you've got options.
13.A Sound+Sleep high fidelity sleep sound machine with 48 (wow!) non-repeating sound environments so your brain won't get tricked into waking you up when it hears the exact same bubbling brook audio pattern again. Powers via AC, USB, or batteries.
If this is what you look and feel like because your roommates or neighbors are making too much dang noise then get a sound machine. C'mon, don't be a dingus. Get some sleep, for your health.
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