2. The "There's No Place Like Home" Phase
Waking up, only to realize you are in your own bed.
3. The "I'm Not Hungover, I'm Still Drunk" Phase
Waking up and realizing hungover isn't a phase you've even reached yet because you are still drunk.
4. The "One More Minute" Phase
It's time to get up, but you need another minute.
5. The "Sandy, I Need Water" Phase
You tried to hold out for as long as possible, but you can't deny it anymore. You need water.
6. The "Give Me A Minute" Phase
Maybe you just have to let it naturally exit your system.
7. The Celine Dion Phase
Everything you said, everything you did; it's all coming back to you.
8. "The World Is Ending" Phase
Everything hurts and the world is slowly closing in.
10. The "Never Again" Phase
If you can get through this one bad time, you will give up drinking for good.
11. The "Back From The Dead" Phase
When you finally come back to life, as if nothing ever happened.
12. The "It's Only Friday" Phase
Realizing that your friends expect you to do it all over again the next night.