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    Meeting A Cute Guy As Told By Jess From "New Girl"

    This was totally your last Saturday--right??

    Okay, so you've spotted a cute guy.

    And your mind is all:

    So you try to turn up the flirt.

    But it ends up just scaring him off.

    And you have that drunken moment of self-doubt.

    But then: OH GOD HE'S COMING OVER!

    Be cool be cool.

    OMG! He's even cuter up close.

    You play with your hair so he knows you're into him.

    While your mind is going:

    He starts giving you that look...

    ...and your inhibitions go:

    *Fireworks*

    And if that never happens, you know you can always blow off steam with your weird friends back home.