The "Too Cool for This Ish" Approach
This is Jay Wright. He is the head coach of the University of Villanova Wildcats. No, this Vine does not capture Mr. Wright reacting to Daniel Ochefu mopping up his own sweat before the inbound play. This Vine shows Jay Wright's reaction right after Kris Jenkins' buzzer-beating game winner to ice the championship. Too chill or just the right amount of chill? The debate rages on.
The "Awkward Dad at Your Party" Approach
Not only does Nick Saban smile...he dances too!
Nick Saban comes off as meticulous and unfeeling. Though he doesn't wear Walmart khakis like Jim Harbaugh, he also doesn't have a signature style like University of Alabama legend Bear Bryant either. But sometimes when you're caught in the throes of victory, you feel compelled to cut a rug, even if you haven't used your dancing (or joy) muscles since you were in grade school.
The "Kissing My Money" Approach
The "He Still Thinks He's a Puppy" Approach
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LeBron James is a huge man. He stands at 6'8" and weighs 249 pounds. He is definitely not a puppy. But when this lucky Heat fan made a half court shot to win $75,000, much like an excitable fully grown Doberman, LeBron tackled the fan in unrestrained joy. I just hope that prize cash was enough for the man to pay for his medical bills.
The "I Got This, Fam. Wait, JK!" Approach
The "Chef Curry Got This, Fam. Wait, NOPE!" Approach
Unlike Swaggy P, you can rely on Steph Curry to make wide open threes. This has prompted Golden State Warriors Center Andrew Bogut to celebrate Steph's 3PTA even before they leave his hand. Bogut can do this because he's a giant Australian brute and he knows he's not going to get the ball on the perimeter. Klay tried to mimic his friend from down under. And much like what happens when your high school crush passes across the track while you're balling out on the court with your friends (hi, Jaci!), Klay gets pelted in the leg with the ball, futilely tries to save it, then hangs his head in shame as it rolls out of bounds and the entire nation mockingly laughs at him. Life can be so cruel, even to champions.
The "Bat Flip" Approach
The "Chappelle's Show Robot" Approach
PSA: @PandaCrusher35 doing the Chappelle robot dance is still our dude.
Nick Saban dances like a robot dancing like a human would. Hank Conger dances like a human dancing like a robot would. There's a difference. And it's magical. Whether he is celebrating a home run in the dugout, or after winning the Wild Card game against the Yankees, Conger robots his way into your heart.
The "I Can't Believe I Pulled This Off" Approach
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Before he became a famed yoga instructor, Diamond Dallas Page was a professional wrestler. His finishing move was the Diamond Cutter, a move that had the potential to be pulled out of nowhere. On this night, DDP faced Eddie Guerrero and did the unthinkable—he turned a powerbomb into a Diamond Cutter, causing both himself and the crowd to lose their collective minds. That night is now known as the greatest night in the history of professional wrest . . . sorry folks, we have to go, SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THUNDER!
The "Oh, I Have the Flu? NBD" Approach
The "Who Cares If She Might Be Dead" Approach
The "Do You Believe in Miracles" Approach
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Don't even try this one. You are not Al Michaels. Just bow down to the GOAT.
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