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Confessions Of A Perp In A Waiting Room
So I'm sitting in the waiting room at an Imaging Clinic, as my pregnant wife - weighing in at 8 months - registers at the reception desk for her ultrasound appointment...when in comes a morbidly obese, middle-aged woman who plops herself right down on the seat beside me.
