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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus

A thesaurus

How do you ask a dinosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Tea, Rex?

What do dinosaurs call their 20's?

The Stoned Age

The Stoned Age

What do dinosaurs and The Three Stooges have in common?

They're all dead

They're all dead

What do you call a dinosaur who plays Dungeons and Dragons?

A dinosaur-cerer

A dinosaur-cerer

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasoreass

Megasoreass

Where did all the dinosaurs go?

Into your gas tank

Into your gas tank

What do you call a dinosaur that plays with European children?

Creationist Exhibit 5-B

Creationist Exhibit 5-B

How fast do you have to run to escape a charging dinosaur?

Faster than the guy beside you

Faster than the guy beside you

What do you call a transexual dinosaur?

Tran-a-saurus Rexanne

Tran-a-saurus Rexanne

What do you call a baby T-Rex?

A t-Rex

Where did the dinosaur buy his car?

From the Prius-toric era

Why did the dino let the dinosaur win the race?

Because no one likes a 'saur' loser
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Because no one likes a 'saur' loser

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