The Greatest Eric Pickles Biscuit Story You'll See All Day

    The government minister insits he hasn't been at the pink wafers. The jammy dodger.

    Jim Waterson
    by Jim Waterson

    BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK

    Cabinet minister Eric Pickles made the front page of his local paper.

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    Full credit to the Brentwood Weekly News for giving this important story the coverage it deserves, and @EllieJaneTaylor for spreading the word.

    I'm not playing a jammie dodger here. I even bring in my own tea bags to work. I wouldn't accept anything from another person.