Clown panic is spreading across Britain. The Metropolitan Police has today announced that it recorded 117 incidents involving the word "clown" during the last year. http://B.K. Dewey / Creative Commons / Flickr / Via Flickr: bdewey London's police force responded to a Freedom of Information request requesting "the number of incidents reported to your force during the past year involving people dressed as clowns or the keyword 'clown'." These are some of the the clown-related incidents in the Met's log book: 1. Theft where the suspect wore "clown mask and clown hat with bell". Minerva Studio/Minerva Studio 2. Seven burglaries where jewellery "in shape of clown" was taken. bowie15/bowie15 3. An assault in which the victims were wearing yellow and blue "clown suits". images.newscred.com 4. Three cases of assault where "suspect had clown tattoo". micaeltattoo / Flickr / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: micaeltattoo 5. One assault where the suspect was "dressed as a clown with a painted face". Carmine Salvatore/Carmine Salvatore 6. One incident where an individual "hears the voice of a clown in head". Edgard Garrido / Reuters 7. Theft where the victim "asked if suspect was dressed as a clown". ChrisBoswell/ChrisBoswell 8. One burglary in which the suspect's hair was "described as like Krusty the clown". Scott Gries / Getty Images for 20th Century Fox 9. A robbery in which the victim was "dressed as a clown - wearing a black and white Pierrot suit with white face paint". images.newscred.com 10. A report of malicious communications in which someone threatened "to send round henchmen in clown masks". tobkatrina/tobkatrina And all this in a city that's far, far away from the mysterious Northampton clown.