19 Steps Of Being Beyonce For A Day

If only, if only...

1. You wake up, FLAWLESS.

Duh.

2. Cook that omelet, FLAWLESS.

Of course.

3. Drive to work, FLAWLESS.

I mean come on.

4. McDonald's breakfast, FLAWLESS.

Sausage McMuffin with no egg, two hash browns and a large Diet Coke please. That omelet was just for show anyway.

5. Cut someone off, FLAWLESS.

To the left, to the left..

6. Walk into work, FLAWLESS.

Strut, gurl.

7. Realize you forgot to draw up those files, FLAWLESS.

Like, already over it.

8. Blame it on your coworker, FLAWLESS.

Don't look at me though...I'm Queen B betch.

9. Listen to her get yelled at, FLAWLESS.

Don't you wish, honey...

10. Sympathize for her, FLAWLESS.

11. Hear her call you out, FLAWLESS.

EXCUSE ME?

12. Shake it off and quit, FLAWLESS.

Too good to work for some basics anyway.

13. Go home and look in the mirror only to realize you're not actually, Beyonce.

Wut?

14. Realize you could never be as perfect as, Beyonce.

15. Come to terms with the fact that you just threw your entire life away.

16. Start coping immediately.

TO THE FREEZER!

17. Turn to your best friend for support.

She always knows how to cheer you up.

18. Try to sleep off your pain.

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

And then, before you know it...

The sun begins to rise, and...

19. You wake up, FLAWLESS.