Buy a Town for Less Than a Million

Why bother buying a home, even with the deals to be found in the current real estate debacle, when you can buy yourself an entire town for the bargain basement price of only $883,000. Sure Albert, Texas is basically a ghost town located 20 miles east of Fredericksburg (we have no freaking idea where Fredericksburg is) but for less than a million bucks, you can pick yourself up 13 acres of land complete with a dance hall (think Little House on the Prairie and not Nikki Beach), a beer garden (we're assuming you'll have to bring your own beer), a creek, a shoolhouse that was actually attended by President Lyndon B. Johnson, and a three-bedroom house. There also may or may not be 4 residents living in Albert so presumably they would be part of the purchase price as well.