1. Ahh, there's that music!
2. Morgan Freeman!
3. Omg, the two movies are immediately connected?!
4. Uh oh, I already know this doesn't end well...
5. #retroactivespoiler
6. That poor kid!
7. Wow, the whole first movie is coming back to me now
8. Can Morgan Freeman narrate my life?
9. Wait, why are they still showing Henley?
10. He has a prison vlog?!
11. Shawshank flashback
12. I'm still upset at this title
13. A new 'do for Danny!
14. Why aren't there any rats in the sewer?
15. Oh shit
16. Are we supposed to know who those faces are?
17. Mark!
18. I love him
20. Wait, do his coworkers still not know he actually is? Impressive!
21. I wonder if they actually wrote all those articles on the wall?
22. New love interest? I'm calling it
23. What happened to Alma Dray from Interpol?
24. Wait, is the boss guy onto him?
25. "Who are you?" You said it, Daniel
26. I think she'll end up with Jack
27. Trying to explain Henley away won't work
28. Is that real?
29. New bromance alert
30. Who are the floozies?
31. Lula?
32. Ooh, tryouts!
33. Nice burn, Merritt
34. She's got a messy backstory
35. Great, now no one is gonna buy cell phones
36. More intense show music!
37. How does no one recognize Jack's voice?
38. That was close!
39. I want a tearaway tux
40. That was clever
41. Ok what? Who is Stooge?
42. Talking into your wrist is not suspicious at all...
43. Ok, I accept her now
44. Ooh, hypnosis in action!
45. Who is this plaid-clad man?
46. Did she mean to toss the hand?
47. Smooth, Lula
48. No longer the Four Horsemen?
49. Man, I'd be so pumped if they invaded my show!
50. What?
51. Omg, Harry, is that you?
52. Oh shit, exposed
53. Oh no, Dylan! Protect yourself!
54. Damn, Dylan
55. Janice looks so good since Mean Girls
56. Of course they fell into strategically placed hampers
57. This China reveal would be more surprising if it wasn't in the trailer
58. What? Merritt 2.0?
59. Oh, he hypnotizes, too!
60. Nice, Woody gets so many more lines!
61. I did NOT see this coming
62. #niceperm
63. How confused must the general public be right now?
64. Oh man, I briefly forgot about him!
65. I like it better when Dylan is in control of the movie
66. That's a catchy little tune, Chase
67. I'm calling pizza "za" now
68. Despite the "explanation", I still don't know how he did it
69. Oh god, I miss Henley
70. Is the "eye" one single person?
71. Here he is!
72. The boy who lives, literally
73. She'll never live that down, will she?
74. I'd like to know how he did it
75. Stalker level of creepy
76. Is that a real picture of Daniel Radcliffe?
77. Please don't make this too tech-y
78. And there's the main objective - it's a heist film (again)
79. Well, that's enough incentive for me
80. So I guess Daniel really is the boss...
81. I'm still pissed they exposed Dylan so early
82. Thaddeus is hangry
83. That's pretty manipulative
84. He almost said Walter White!
85. Since when is the Eye connected to Macau?
86. Is this shopping list in English?
87. Does that phone actually work?
88. Bonding!
90. Uh, it's a little early to talk about that...
91. Oh, they're totally perfect for each other!
92. "Merr bear" - love it
93. The Merritt character needs more lines of his own (not his twin)
94. What, how does he know that about Dylan?
95. The 30 years were worth it, imo
96. I almost want to be on Thaddeus's side now
97. I really hope Dylan is actually still orchestrating everything
98. Cardistry?
99. Nice necklace
100. Ok, I want to learn hypnosis
101. Harry looks good without the glasses
102. Does that mean Daniel is the bimbo now?
103. Where's Chase? They could use him
104. Nice metal detector
105. What is this moustached man's accent?
106. Slide Jack, slide!
107. So sassy
108. How convenient, the chip is card-sized
109. Impressive cardistry
110. Daniel looks way too nervous
111. I'm secretly hoping for a Henley cameo
112. How much would it suck if they had the wrong card
113. Omg, I'm so nervous!
114. Daniel almost blew it
115. But wait, the chip's metal
116. That was epic stalling!
118. Hey, I recognize that street from Amazing Race Canada
119. Ok, he speaks the language - gamechanger!
120. I really need to learn another language
121. Shrike sighting! (in print, but still)
122. Oh shit, is that the safe?!
123. Is this an act, Dylan?
124. I seriously still think that Shrike is alive
125. Is there something funky on that watch?
126. Shit, who wrote that napkin note?!
127. That knowing look at the security camera = classic
128. Hey, they found each other
129. Ok seriously, who is in charge here?
130. Is he breaking up with him? Dylan, don't go!
131. He probs shouldn't talk to him in public
132. Science and magic civil war?
133. I bet he tricked them!
134. Go Dylan!
135. Ouch
136. You better believe it, Daniel
137. We could use some hypnosis up in here
138. Ok, what type of magic is Dylan's specialty?
139. Fire breather!
140. So Chase works with Harry Potter (Walter)?
141. How DOES he still have that?
142. Who is Walter's father again? Tressler?
143. He looks like he has pink eye
144. His son looks significantly younger than him
145. I don't love all this aggression
146. Nice teacups! Are they on eBay?
147. Oh shit, are they putting him in?!
148. I gotta say, that's brilliant
149. He's gonna do it, I know he will
150. Come on man, use your #skillz
151. This is a family movie - they won't let him die, will they?
152. Oh damn, the watch!
153. I can't open my eyes under water, so I'd be so screwed
154. I think he did it!
155. Oh brother!
156. Did they seriously think they could outsmart a Shrike?
157. Is Arthur part of the eye?
158. Just keep swimming
159. Is that Daniel?
160. Yay!
161. Oh no, it's a decoy chip
162. I bet Walter made it card-sized on purpose
163. How would she know what the Horsemen do?
164. Do they know Dylan is Shrike's son? I can't remember
165. Of course she speaks English
166. I clearly don't have much experience with tarot cards
167. Hey, the Eye!
168. Big Brother is watching
169. I still miss Henley
170. I want Walter's condo
171. Hey, is it Christmas soon?
172. How could he tell that the threat is real just by zooming in on the Youtube video?
173. The London Eye!
174. He's such a daddy's boy
175. Now people will tweet about him for sure
176. Lula is probs gonna be jealous
177. Ooh, maybe Chase really is on their side
178. Wow, I wanna see these tricks!
179. Is he really panicking, or is he faking it? You never know with these movies
180. That fly joke was juvenile and awesome
181. Oh, I saw some of this rain trick in trailers - I'm so pumped!
182. Is it currently New Year's Eve?
183. Can Daniel come to my hometown and control it's weather?
184. Wtf?
185. What? How?
186. No. Just stop, man. You can't magic your way out of this one!
187. At least one person objects to using birds in magic
188. Ok, remind me of Daniel's abilities again?
189. Who's the hobo?
190. Nice exit, Jack!
191. Ok, what??
192. Sadness, Merritt didn't get to show off!
193. Oh shit
194. I hope Merritt's a fast learner
195. Training for BMX at the Rio Olympics?
197. Oh hey, it's Arthur!
198. Ok, who in this van is hypnotized?
199. Where is the actual chip? With Thaddeus?
200. I'm fully aware that I keep refining my predictions here - it's just that I'm ruined after watching the first movie!
201. That bearded smile, though
202. Aww, Jack tried to defend her
203. Is that the decoy?
204. I bet this arguing is intended to distract Arthur and Walter
205. What's going on?
207. What's with the classical music?
208. "Hit the road, Jack"
209. I'd be scared to drink that stuff
210. Woohoo, Horsemen!
211. What? Where are they? Underwater?
212. Wow, impressive! And so sneaky!
213. Everyone's just pumped to have another chance to see Harry Potter again
214. Dylan! He's so great :)
215. The Sydney Opera House has screens on the roof?!
216. I called it with Chase's loyalty!
217. Nevermind, he was the one hypnotized!
218. Will there be a third movie?
219. That's a nice fireworks show!
220. Totally called it with those two
221. So now where'd he go?
222. The eye in the sky!
223. Is Thaddeus coming soon?
224. Omg, Lionel? Maybe? Ok, maybe not
225. Look how young Morgan Freeman was
226. Thaddeus! Love the tie!
227. Misdirection reigns supreme!
228. So the Eye IS always watching!
229. Wow, did Thaddeus control the whole two movies?!
230. WHAT???????
231. Moustache man????? Ok, I did NOT NOT NOT see that coming
232. So wait, is Dylan over 40?
233. No, don't say that, Thaddeus
234. Is he the Eye?
235. I like his shiny blue shirt
236. Are they gonna show us what/who is behind the curtain?
237. A possible second sequel?
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