1. Did I sign up for classes? I don't remember signing up for classes.
2. Should I even bother buying books?
3. I'm too young to be a senior.
4. Just kidding, the freshman are too young to be here.
5. Am I the only one of legal drinking age at this bar?
6. Oh my gosh I think a 17 year old just hit on me.
7. No, I don't want to go chill in your dorm.
8. Please don't ask me what my major is.
9. Is it too late to change my major to something more productive?
10. I knew I should've done accounting.
11. What is this building? How have I never seen this building before?
12. Headphones in, sunglasses on, please no one say "hi" to me.
13. Hey there, person I haven't seen in three years, of course I have time to pretend to care about what you have to say.
14. Why is everyone so dressed up?
15. Yes, I want to go to happy hour.
16. Should I be getting my life together?
17. Everyone else seems to have their lives together.
18. Oh, your internship gave you a job offer? Congrats. My mom told me I could repaint my room when I move back in.
19. I don't think any of my professors like me enough to ask for letters of recommendation.
20. Hey, I know most of the people at this party.
21. How did I take shots so easily freshman year?
22. I don't remember my hangovers feeling life threatening.
23. I wonder if I've killed more brain cells than I've gained.
24. Can you even gain brain cells?
25. I've definitely destroyed too many brain cells. No one is going to hire me.
26. I think I accidentally majored in Netflix.
27. Wait, college isn't that hard anymore.
28. I think I've gotten the hang of this.
29. LOLJKNO. Wikipedia can't even help me out of this one.
30. Why did I sign up for a class on twelfth-century Spain?
31. When can I go to happy hour?
32. Is this what being an adult feels like?
33. I need to call my mom. I need to take a nap. I need to order pizza.
34. Why is the school already asking me for donations?
35. What do you mean there's only 8 more months left?
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