5 Things You Only Learn By Rummaging Through James Corden’s Bins!

We all want to learn everything we can about our favourite stars, but the cagey nature of interviews and police interrogations can only give us so much insight. The only true way to know a person is to paw shamelessly through their bins, like a common racoon. A racoon... desperate for the answers. Join us, won't you?

1. He loves satsumas!

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We’re not telling tales out of school when we say the Gavin and Stacey star is on the portly side, but his newfound love of zesty fruit is a step in the right direction. Make sure you’re not overcorrecting, though, James: those acidic orange fruits aren’t doing your teeth any favours!

2. ...but he didn't enjoy Blade Runner!

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A deeper delve into James’ bins turned up a handwritten review of Ridley Scott’s sci fi masterpiece Blade Runner –and it seems James didn’t like it one bit! The review is mostly a transcription of the wikipedia summary, with a few added swear words and a rather graphic threat towards Harrison Ford, the film’s star. Watch your back, Harrison!

3. When it comes to the bathroom, he's buying the good stuff!

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It’s a tricky squeeze through James’ bathroom window, but it’s worth it to peruse the luxurious sanitary items the History Boys supporting player has used up and thrown away. Nine-ply toilet paper! Lavender- and lambs’ tears-infused shampoo! Toothpaste! If you see James Corden on the street, don’t be afraid to dash up and give him a big sniff, because you can be sure he smells great!

4. He's still got all his senses switched on!

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While enjoying a cavalier rummage through his living room bin, the rustling of toffee wrappers and shards of discarded metal alerted the upcoming chat show host to our presence. Demonstrating his penchant for big, physical performances, James came swinging with both fists, without allowing for an explanation. What passion!

5. He's not afraid to show his emotions!

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Once subdued, arm twisted up behind his back, James was not embarrassed to shed a few tears and plead for mercy. It seems no matter how high this unlikely star climbs, he’ll remain in touch with his all too human emotions. Good for you, James!