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1. You live for these kinds of people.
2. And then take advantage of their vulnerable state.
3. You know how to keep people in line.
4. And practice your malicious laughter on a daily.
5. You have high expectations for a full-time career.
6. And prefer to use insults that originated in the 1600s.
7. You indulge in God's greatest gift whenever you are pleased.
8. And when you are not.
9. You wake up like dis.
10. You aren't afraid to be "real" on a first date.
11. But understand the importance of companionship.
12. Tinder is your guilty pleasure and you don't care.
13. You have high demands and don't settle for incompetence.
14. You consider your voice to be a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
15. You know the important ins and outs to success.
16. Your key quality is being brutal, yet fairly honest.
17. Pants are still too futuristic for you.
18. You embrace heartaches with warm hugs.
19. Pancakes are life.
20. You're not afraid to point out the obvious.
21. You feel outdated for the time period.
22. You don't let anything get in the way of your wants.
23. You find this a daily struggle.
24. You're not nearly amused with today's dating games and that's OK.
25. Because you started from the bottom and now you here
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