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23 Anna Kendrick Tweets That Would Make Perfect Instagram Captions

Don't make it weird.

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Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick.

1. Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick πŸ‘‘βœŒοΈ

2. I can't imagine how stressful it is to be Gisele right now πŸ’

3. Guys I think my acid just kicked in 😝

4. I ❀️ Gluten 🍞πŸͺ🍩

5. We're all pretending, right? πŸ™Š

6. I just want to go live with the girls from the "Sorry" music video πŸ’ƒ

7. If you call me on the phone I don't want to talk to you πŸ’

8. "You know me, I never cry" - a girl who is about to tell you a story where she cried about something stupid πŸ˜’βœŒοΈ

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"I can do that. Hold my beer" - My last words, probably.

9. "I can do that. Hold my beer" - MY last words, probably πŸ’€πŸΊ

10. Tipsy and on a plane is my best self ✈️🍸

11. "I'm the best person in the world" - me after I cook anything at all πŸ˜‹

12. I scroll past your Instagram videos. πŸŒ€

13. Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.

14. Walnuts, you can fuck off out of my banana bread. ✌️

15. Falling.

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

16. I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility πŸ™ŒπŸ™

17. You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on 😷

18. Hey baby... is that a phone in your pocket or is your penis just really square? 😏

19. Beer and ice cream dinner. CAUSE I HAD A LONG DAY DAMMIT GET THAT JUDGEMENT OUT OF YOUR EYES!

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

20. I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. β˜•οΈ

21. Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.

22. Sarcasm never comes across in print. Which I love.

23. "You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you" πŸ’•

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