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Posted on Dec 19, 2014

Eight Songs You Tell Everyone You Hate, But Secretly Love

"Ugh I know, that song is so overplayed. It's like, what's even happened to music these days?" *Gets in car and belts out every word with unabashed enthusiasm*

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What You Tell People: A song about selfies? How vain and stupid. That girl's voice is annoying.
What You Really Think: Seriously, filters DO make big difference in the quality of your tan in a picture! Also, that third drop is amazing! Can't ... stop ... fist pumping!

What You Tell People: A song about selfies? How vain and stupid. That girl's voice is annoying.
What You Really Think: Seriously, filters DO make big difference in the quality of your tan in a picture! Also, that third drop is amazing! Can't ... stop ... fist pumping!

What You Tell People: This is a corny 90's song. Was it ever taken seriously or was it meant to be a joke?
What You Really Think: This song really pumps me up when getting ready for a night out. Sometimes I play it and pretend I'm walking on an actual catwalk. Also the video is pure gold. He's too sexy for his freakin' CAT people!!

What You Tell People: This is a corny 90's song. Was it ever taken seriously or was it meant to be a joke?
What You Really Think: This song really pumps me up when getting ready for a night out. Sometimes I play it and pretend I'm walking on an actual catwalk. Also the video is pure gold. He's too sexy for his freakin' CAT people!!

What You Tell People: It's a super annoying and repetitive Dominican dance song. The video is degrading to women and the chorus is ridiculous.
What You Really Think: Dude. This is my JAM. I practice twerking to it and I'm getting pretty good. I have no idea what they're saying but it's one of the most catchy songs I've heard in a while. That reggaeton beat is killing it!!!

What You Tell People: It's a super annoying and repetitive Dominican dance song. The video is degrading to women and the chorus is ridiculous.
What You Really Think: Dude. This is my JAM. I practice twerking to it and I'm getting pretty good. I have no idea what they're saying but it's one of the most catchy songs I've heard in a while. That reggaeton beat is killing it!!!

What You Tell People: What was this, your 8th grade dance theme song? This was the song you probably first grinded with someone to.
What You Really Think: Whenever this comes on, I will be dancing. Doesn't matter where I am. The intro with those claps? I get HYPE. Add a couple drinks into the mix and I might get on a table.

What You Tell People: What was this, your 8th grade dance theme song? This was the song you probably first grinded with someone to.
What You Really Think: Whenever this comes on, I will be dancing. Doesn't matter where I am. The intro with those claps? I get HYPE. Add a couple drinks into the mix and I might get on a table.

What You Tell People: Another corny 90's song. Also, the video is practically soft-core porn.
What You Really Think: So... Many...Emotions. That guitar is mesmerizing and his voice is so haunting. Sometimes I play this when I'm in a melancholy or nostalgic mood, and revel in self pity. It's perfect.

What You Tell People: Another corny 90's song. Also, the video is practically soft-core porn.
What You Really Think: So... Many...Emotions. That guitar is mesmerizing and his voice is so haunting. Sometimes I play this when I'm in a melancholy or nostalgic mood, and revel in self pity. It's perfect.

What You Tell People: This song is kind of rachet and the lyrics get nasty. The number of times the word "bitch" is said is unreal. I can't even keep count at this point.
What You Really Think: This song is my spirit animal. I blast it as loud as it can go and I know every single word. "I think, you know, where this about to go we too turned up, for you, Bitch, I thought you knew!"

What You Tell People: This song is kind of rachet and the lyrics get nasty. The number of times the word "bitch" is said is unreal. I can't even keep count at this point.
What You Really Think: This song is my spirit animal. I blast it as loud as it can go and I know every single word. "I think, you know, where this about to go we too turned up, for you, Bitch, I thought you knew!"

What You Tell People: This song was a real one hit wonder two years ago. It didn't really make any sense and the dance was bizarre too. But still, it was like, good for South Korea though.
What You Really Think: HEYYYYYY, SEXY LADAY!!! It's a staple on the workout playlist. It's also a hit at any wedding or social gathering with a DJ. You teach everyone the dance and get praise for it. *Party trick song*

What You Tell People: This song was a real one hit wonder two years ago. It didn't really make any sense and the dance was bizarre too. But still, it was like, good for South Korea though.
What You Really Think: HEYYYYYY, SEXY LADAY!!! It's a staple on the workout playlist. It's also a hit at any wedding or social gathering with a DJ. You teach everyone the dance and get praise for it. *Party trick song*

What You Tell People: It's a rip-off of the classic by Sir Mix-A-Lot! The original should not be messed with. Also, what is that sound she makes at the end? Some kind of mating call??
What You Really Think: "By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missin' no meals" is a lyrical heaven send to all thick bottomed women out there! Nicki adds so much flavor to her verses no matter how ridiculous they are. Play this song and people will be jamming out, guaranteed. #Littleinthemiddlebutshegotmuchback

What You Tell People: It's a rip-off of the classic by Sir Mix-A-Lot! The original should not be messed with. Also, what is that sound she makes at the end? Some kind of mating call??
What You Really Think: "By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missin' no meals" is a lyrical heaven send to all thick bottomed women out there! Nicki adds so much flavor to her verses no matter how ridiculous they are. Play this song and people will be jamming out, guaranteed. #Littleinthemiddlebutshegotmuchback

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