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1. Left her husband at the altar, then sought help from Monica who WASN'T EVEN INVITED to the WEDDING.
*Strike one*
2. THEN she brought this GROSS snake into the apartment.
That is NOT a cat.
3. Ross did NOT want to know the sex of his baby, but of course SHE let it slip.
COME ON RACHEL.
4. She carelessly lost Marcell. Then almost got him taken away by Animal Control.
. . . no words . . .
5. Sabotages Julie's haircut so that she will look like a character from Planet of the Apes and make Ross dump her.
Who...does...that...?!?!??!?
6. Broke 'Friend Code' by going out with Jean-Claude Van Damme even though she was supposed to be setting him up with Monica.
7. Convinces Bonnie to shave her head so--YET AGAIN--Ross will dump her.
How many haircuts will be ruined in your tyrannous wake, Rachel? HOW MANY???
8. Tells Tag that Phoebe is gay because she wants to date him instead.
Not only is she sabotaging Ross, but now she's LYING to sabotage relationships for her FRIENDS.
9. Not only STOLE the Cheesecake from an old lady, but RUINED said CHEESECAKE on PURPOSE.
Monster.
10. Monica finally gets engaged, and Rachel just HAS to steal her thunder by kissing Ross the same night.
This isn't about you.
11. But hey, at least she owns it.
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