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Which SFG Are You?

What time do you go to bed?

You're drunk. You:

What are your workout habits like?

Your alcohol tolerance is:

What "base" have you been to?

What are you doing right now?

Your parents:

Are you wearing a bra right now?

At first glance, you are a loud and proud Pittsburgh native (who slightly resembles a lemur). You love dancing to House Party in your crocs and cooking Thanksgiving dinner for 100 starving Brown residents. On nights out you can be found at Shooters dancing the night away or texting your crushes embarrassingly. Your room is proudly decorated with Terrible Towels, Ryan Gosling posters, and stolen stuffed lemurs. But most importantly you are an insanely supportive and loving friend who will always have the SFG's backs.

Caroline "Wild" We$tw00d

You have your shit together! Even if you go out and get wasted, you’ll still have your backpack packed and your clothes set out for the next day, and will get up at 8 AM to go on a 20 mile bike ride. You have a tendency to cuss when drunk, but you make up for it by saying “sorry” every two seconds when sober. Your obsessions with Madhatter’s, Kung Fu Panda, and this Super Bowl commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogXjiFMtVyI may be slightly out-of-hand, but you own it anyway. Somehow you manage to juggle excruciating workouts, tutoring kids, and a social life – all while keeping a perfect GPA – and for that reason you truly are #goals.

Marina "Nina" $m@//ing

You hold down the fort as one of the two SFGs who don't live in Brown, but half the dorm thinks you live here anyway. Your favorite times for homework are Friday and Saturday nights, but your Friday afternoon activity is guaranteed to be sleeping. In fact, you often sleep through all of Friday night and most of Saturday. You are in one hundred and one clubs but still get straight As and your tap skills are unmatched. However, your talents are stretched when there are boys and alcohol involved. You are likely to be found insisting you are sober, crying on the way home from the SAE house, singing Christian songs at a party, or insisting that people hate you But no matter what, you are incredibly kind, and all of the SFGs are lucky to call you a friend.

Lizzie "Agua Bendita" F0unt@!n

When people first meet you, they see a sweet innocent Texan gal who spends late nights in the basement of Lilly Library. They might even start referring to you as Jesusita, or "little baby Jesus." But then the Fireball comes out - not just Fireball, but Fireball through a straw - and your true Curious George loving, party animal self is released. If anyone tries to cross you , they will face the wrath of your most powerful weapon, your middle finger, and they'll be put back in their place. You are loyal and always looking out for your friends, whether it is trekking across campus at any time of night just to cuddle or making sure your friends will never forget their drunken words of wisdom.

Erin "Jesusita" $!m0ns

When people meet you, you don't talk to them unless you're four tequila shots in... But when you start talking, you're at the point where you should've stopped three drinks ago. You've spent countless nights on the shooters dance floor and in room 206. After a night out, you are found trying to escape East campus or hopping into a trash can. Even though you know how to have a good time, your greatest sorrow is the thought of missing your 8:45 class. You have the craziest stories and you always look as fierce as Olivia Pope - even after a night out on the town.

Anna "Mother Willow" Eg@$

Congrats—You’re the sketchiest SFG. “Sleep” is not in your vocabulary, but “tree of life” for sure is. Your mom is bae—her emails taught you how to deal with a closeness with a boy and confirmed that the first time does hurt. Your alcohol tolerance is higher than your stripper shoes from Target, and no one can ever tell if you’re blackout or sober. Whether you’re spinning for fun or having fun with Sivad, you’re the most loyal friend and keep secrets like no other. Props to you for being the sweetest sugarbaby on seekingarrangements.com.

Astha "Bebe de Azucar" Pur!

Congrats -you’re a fellow featherweight! One shot is enough to have you dancing it out or committing some ~crewcest~. Grey’s is your shit and you can be found consoling others as they cry over the death of the most perfect man alive #RIPMcDreamy. Baeson is your main man and no other SFG is as “Crazie” as you. You are obsessed Bar Method and are bound to be wearing Lulu on the weekends. Although you are not as perfect as Julia Roberts, you are pretty dang close and are a Chemistry Queen.

Sarah "Branch" B3ckm@n

You learned the art of turning up and never looked back. You are so #srat and even though you questionably dated a seal, boys now follow you where ever you go and give you Twix bars when things go awry. You have only ever used the library for wearing sunglasses and watching dog videos because you are 2 kool 4 skool. You laugh when sad things happen in movies and on Grey’s Anatomy and only read science fiction erotica novels. You have enough Aquafresh to last through the zombie apocalypse even though most people would rather die than use it. You are a lovable and amazing friend who is there for everyone you know and all your friends are definitely lucky to know you.

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