If you're an open book with your friends, you have most likely shared things with your friends' boyfriends that would be TMI at best and crossing a line at worst.
Here are some things you shouldn't mention in case you are in need of guidelines:
1. First and foremost: "I think you're hot."
2. Asking if he thinks you're hot, or if he thinks that any of your body parts are good looking (and I'm not talking about your elbow).
3. Asking how big his "junk" is.
4. Asking what the sex is like with your friend.
5. Asking if he's ever imagined sex with you. Never, ever ask this.
6. Telling him how gassy you are.
7. Sharing that it's your "time of the month."
8. Revealing one of your friend's secrets to him. Where's the loyalty?
9. Asking if he could see himself switching teams. Hopefully the answer is no considering he's dating your friend. Who is a girl…
10. Telling him that he isn't the "one" for your friend. No matter if it's just your own opinion.
11. Giving in depth details of your sexual escapades.
12. Giving in depth details of your friend's previous sexual escapades.
I'm sure he wanted that visualization.
13. Asking what turns him on. Just ask your friend if you're that curious.
14. Describing a poop you had earlier.
15. Asking how many girls he's slept with. He shouldn't be confiding anything in you that he hasn't told your friend.
16. Asking what kind of girl he sees himself with, because hopefully it's your friend...
17. That you've heard he has a small penis. Just don't comment on his penis, period.
18. Asking if there are any pet peeves he has about your friend, his girlfriend.
19. Asking who the hottest girl in your group of friends is.
20. Telling him how good you are giving head, hand jobs, foot jobs, etc.
21. Telling him about the best sex your friend has had, aka it hasn't been with him.
22. And lastly telling him that he's better looking, has a better personality or is better in general than your friend.
Friend loyalty, duh!
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