Tough Dudes With Tiny Dogs

The compilation you never knew you needed.

Norman Reedus

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Strutting confidently with what appears to be a baby Frenchie poochie. So hot right now.

Danny Trejo

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Before he makes Trejo's Tacos, Danny takes some time to cuddle with his poochie!

Victor Cruz

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Rumor has it, Victor taught this dashing poochie how to do his signature touchdown salsa. Ole.

Some Tumblr Bloke

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I'm not sure who this is, but I'm sure of this: his biceps are bigger than that poochie, and I want to squeeze them both. Tasty.

Maybe Dave Chappell?

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We can't be sure, but sources say Dave left comedy to pursue his dream of breeding a sled team of teacup Yorkie poochies and racing them in the Iditarod.

Hulk Hogan

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Look out, poochie! He's about to rip that shirt right off your little body. Hulkamania lives!

Blink-182? idk

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If you get a tattoo of the Yo Quiero Taco Bell poochie and eat 17 Chalupas while watching Pinnoccio backwards, it WILL come to life!

This guy

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They're both fluffy where it counts!

50 Cent

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You better pet that puppy or die tryin'.

Not Hulk Hogan

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Perhaps it is the fu manchu, and not the man, who loves tiny poochies.

The Master of Poochies

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Collectively, he has the biggest, baddest poochie on the block.

Santa Claus

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In the off season, Santa likes to let himself go and travel with his poochie, Rudolph XXIV.

I hope none of these guys got in trouble for animal cruelty.

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Really. I was just kind of having a bad day and wanted to cheer myself up and I hope I don't get internetted in the butt over this.

Vladimir Putin

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Not sure if sweet, or about to eat that poochie's soul.