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    14 Things My Mom Needs To Know Before Visiting Europe

    My mom is coming to visit me and it's her first trip outside of the US so I wrote her this list of handy tips.

    1. Alcohol is totes casual.

    2. And time is best spent sitting outside in the sun drinking a glass of wine or a beer or maybe starting early on those gin tonics.

    3. Simple is good. Like real good.

    4. Nudity is another casual thing. At the beach, late night TV, in the newsstands...it's like free HBO.

    5. Before you bring any curling irons or hairdryers, remember that Nae Nae (my grandma and the coolest person ever) almost blew up a historic hotel in Italy.

    6. There will be people who try to sell you things while you’re sitting outside enjoying any meal or coffee or wine or whatever. Politely tell them no way jose and remember that you do not need the wacky sunglasses or princess crowns.

    7. GUARD YOUR SHIT.

    8. If it doesn't look like a road, it's probably a road.

    9. Have a strong shoe game.

    10. Kebabs are only best for after a night out when you are really drunk, which I have never been and heard about from my friends *nervous laugh*.

    11. If possible find stylish stretchy pants because you will want to eat everything.

    12. No cheesing in pictures.

    13. Everything is old and cool and wonderful but people do live here so you know, just don’t get in the way.

    14. Please bring me peanut butter.