You thought you were nailing your presentation on the latest sales numbers, but you were actually leaking breastmilk through your dress

Way to close the deal, team! Uhhhh, what’s that in your hand, Cynthia?

Dude, that’s not creamer

Thanks for the “Lactation Suite,” Human Resources

Trying to wash your pump parts in the sink is going to result in a “Whatcha got there, Elizabeth?” from Tim and Sheila in Accounting

I love being away from my brand-new baby! Sure, I can work late again!

It’s ok to cry over spilled milk – if it gets on your keyboard, just tell IT that it was coffee

Your co-workers are kind of jerks

Making your baby’s food in a bathroom isn’t gross at all

Nothing says “I’m a pro” like spilling your breast pump parts all over the elevator lobby

He shoots, he scores!

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