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    PLZ HELP YOUNG ADULT FEMALE WIN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST

    it's not about me... it's about us.

    Jessica Salamone was born in Rochester, NY. The child of two people, she had parents. Those parents produced and gave birth to two other girls after so she had sisters. Her parents always taught her to go for what she wanted... and today she is. Jessica wants to live to see a world where one can sleep comfortably IN their Halloween costume after an exciting, spooky, CANDY FILLED Halloween night out. And she has the answer for it. This dream could become a reality with the purchase of one REASONABLY PRICED...

    ONESIE.

    [ˈwənzē/]

    noun

    an infant's one-piece close-fitting lightweight garment, usually having sleeves but leaving the legs uncovered and fastening with snaps at the crotch.

    A dog onesie to be most specific.

    No need to change after that long night out... none what so ever. How many people can say they have slept in their costume and been COMFORTABLE? or that they have felt FREE? Sleeping in your JEANS? SLEEPING IN YOUR FISHNETS? C'MON GUYS. WE COULD CHANGE HALLOWEEN AND THE DAY AFTER.

    And Jess won't just wear her onesie ON HALLOWEEN. No. She will wear that costume/ onesie day, weeks, nay, MONTHS, AFTER HER NIGHT UNDER THE MOON. But she can't get what she wants without your help. For just 10 donations of $5, YOU could help change Halloweseve (and Jess's life) forever. You could be THE BEST THING FOR HALLOWEEN since HALLOWEENTOWN. The best thing in Jessica Lynne Salamone's life since.... well... since her mom bought her that pizza onesie a couple weeks ago. SHE NEEDS MORE THAN ONE. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN ONE.

    Nah, she could. She has a job and a credit card... she could probably buy it but WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED AND SHE HAD TO PAY INTEREST ON IT? Then what? THEN WHAT?

    pls help if you want.

    or honestly just send this to a rich relative who you know won't read what they are donating to, but will simply donate to "get you off their back". Send it to an old teacher who you know slept with that student in the projector room above the auditorium and tell them that if they don't donate, you'll tell everyone. Send it to your boss at that start-up you are working at and tell them that you heard of a good way to get their small business on the map. Whatever you do, don't not do anything.