The Closed Captioning On "Kathie Lee And Hoda" Is Basically Poetry

    Watch out, e. e. cummings.

    Jessica Probus
    by Jessica Probus

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Pant(a)loons

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    [stacked]

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    [Beer in Every Color]

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    [thirst-day morning]

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    [sweets]

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    For more poetic goodness, turn down the volume on the fourth hour of The Today Show and turn on the captions. Namaste.