1. The Contrast Sheer Bra from Forever21 seems pretty normal.
Until you notice one strange thing...
Her nipples are gone!
2. There's also the Trenta Soft Cup Bra from Nordstrom.
Nipple-free indeed! With some pretty shoddy blending evidence.
3. And the Victoria's Secret Chantilly Lace Halter Bra.
4. The Fleur du Mal Bra from Barney's is mal indeed.
5. All the hanky panky going on with this Fishnet Bra involves a rogue blending tool.
6. This woman in this Free People Bra perhaps lost her nipples in a tragic bird accident.
Those are birds, right?
7. The Vixen Halter Bra from Free People has a lot going on.
Fringe lace? Check.
Halter straps? Check.
Nipples? Ah, f*ck.
8. There's something fishy about the Delirious Triangle Bralette from Barney's.
9. Et tu, Frederick's of Hollywood??
10. The Golden Key Bralette from Only Hearts lets you in on its secret, at least.
You have to wear pasties underneath it. Because lady nipples are so terrible.