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28 Reasons Mellow Mushroom Is The Only Pizza Place You'll Ever Need

Imma let you finish, Pizza Hut, but Mellow Mushroom's got this.

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2. It's a safe space for pizza lovers.

3. And calzone lovers.

Lookin' at you, Ben Wyatt.


5. Their vegan pizza puts any regular pizza to shame.

Stacks on stacks of veggies.

6. They found a way to make cucumbers actually delicious.

7. Their hummus is the best and most on-point hummus of all time.

8. Even their salads come fully loaded.

10. All their pizzas are named after hippie puns.

11. And so are their desserts.

Meet Half Baked, the best brownie sundae you'll ever have the munchies for.


13. ...their pizza is stone-baked and their theme is "stoner"!

14. Their decor is just plain crazy.

Yes, that is a chandelier made of lava lamps.

15. It almost makes you feel like you're actually tripping.

16. If you have to join a club, it might as well be a beer club.

17. And OMG do they like their beer.

19. Sometimes, for no apparent reason, your pretzel will come out looking like a beer stein.

20. Or a dinosaur.

And it will be the best dinosaur you've ever eaten.

21. Their mascot is some kind of stoned mushroom and it is hilarious.

22. His name is Mel, natch.

Mel O. Mushroom.


26. Does Domino's have splatter art of Colonel Sanders?

Highly doubt it.

27. Does Pizza Hut have this much chill?

Not a chance.