First, we're going to need a song:
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This is the story of a couple of couples, just some regular down home folks who needed a late-night snack.
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They've all just been to a very regular Super Bowl party in Phoenix and are so darn hungry.
So where do they go? To the Casa de Waffle, of course.

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Under that big yellow sign.
What did they order? Maybe some hashbrowns, smothered, covered and capped.
Maybe a bottomless coffee and grits for Chrissy. Some smiley-face chocolate chip pancakes for Kanye. A Texas melt on rye for John. And Kim, Kim will have the Toddle House omelette with raisin toast. Hold the raisins.
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And all that for only $12.35 plus tax! So cheap! So normal!
Don't forget the traditional waffle dance!
Come back soon, y'all!

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H/t: MTV News