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29 Things That Will Basically Clean For You

Cleaning shouldn't take so much effort. Or, like, any.

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1. A one-step cleaner for your cutlery.

Just dunk them in and they're done. Get it here.
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Just dunk them in and they're done. Get it here.

2. This remote-controlled mop.

It's like a game that you play against your own filth. Get it here.
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It's like a game that you play against your own filth. Get it here.

3. Or this "Microfiber Hop Ball" that dusts as it goes.

Keep your cat entertained while dusting up its fur. Get it here.
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Keep your cat entertained while dusting up its fur. Get it here.

4. The dustpan that combs out your broom.

Never touch those nasty hairballs again. Get it here.
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Never touch those nasty hairballs again. Get it here.

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5. This soap dispenser that you don't even have to lift.

Lifting or spraying bottles is just too much of a hassle. Get it here.
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Lifting or spraying bottles is just too much of a hassle. Get it here.

6. This smart trash can that does (almost) everything for you.

It's got a hands-free motion-sensored opening, is Wi-Fi connected to send you alerts when it's trash day and when you're almost out of bags...

It's got a hands-free motion-sensored opening, is Wi-Fi connected to send you alerts when it's trash day and when you're almost out of bags...

...and there's a tiny vacuum on the bottom so you'll never need a dustpan again.

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The only downside: It's not cheap.

7. Or this cheaper one that lets you have bags always ready.

Get it here.
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8. This onesie that turns your baby into a mop.

Questionable parenting choice, excellent lazy choice. Get it here.
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Questionable parenting choice, excellent lazy choice. Get it here.

9. Or these clean-as-you-go slippers.

Get them here.
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Get them here.

10. This dog soap that comes preloaded into a sponge.

Get it here.

11. This window-cleaning robot.

Get it here.
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Get it here.

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12. And this tiny robot to clean your phone.

Ain't nobody got time for that. Get it here.
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Ain't nobody got time for that. Get it here.

13. These Stomp 'N Go carpet cleaning pads.

http://www.bissell.com/stomp-n-go/

http://www.bissell.com/stomp-n-go/

http://www.bissell.com/stomp-n-go/

http://www.bissell.com/stomp-n-go/

For when you're too lazy to even bend over. The Bissel brand is sold out, but Woolite carries a similar product. Get them here.

14. This doormat that absorbs mud.

The best lazy cleaning hack is to prevent dirt altogether. Get it here.
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The best lazy cleaning hack is to prevent dirt altogether. Get it here.

15. This phone case that cleans your camera every time you open it.

Get it here.
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16. This self-cleaning toilet brush.

You still have to clean the toilet, but you don't have to clean the toilet brush. Get it here.

17. This keyboard-cleaning putty.

It's like playing with play dough, but then your stuff is clean. Get it here.
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It's like playing with play dough, but then your stuff is clean. Get it here.

18. This magnetic spot scrubber.

Clean the inside of glasses and vases without even reaching your hand inside. Get it here.
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Clean the inside of glasses and vases without even reaching your hand inside. Get it here.

19. This one-swipe cleaner for your specs.

Clean both sides at once. Get it here.

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20. These gas stove covers.

Never scrub caked-on pasta sauce again. Get them here.
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Never scrub caked-on pasta sauce again. Get them here.

21. This microfiber tie.

Don't bother having a tie AND a cleaning cloth. Get it here.
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Don't bother having a tie AND a cleaning cloth. Get it here.

22. Or this blanket that also cleans.

And then you can just lie under the dirt. Get it here.
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And then you can just lie under the dirt. Get it here.

23. This magic wand that kills germs.

Never touch your dirty surfaces again. Get it here.
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Never touch your dirty surfaces again. Get it here.

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24. This toothbrush that screws onto the toothpaste tube.

Just squeeze 'n' go. Sadly, Quirky stopped selling their members' inventions but you can find tooth brushes pre-loaded with toothpaste here.
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Just squeeze 'n' go. Sadly, Quirky stopped selling their members' inventions but you can find tooth brushes pre-loaded with toothpaste here.

25. Or this custom 3D-printed toothbrush that cleans your whole mouth in six seconds.

And it should, for $299. Get it here.
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And it should, for $299. Get it here.

26. This corn silk cleaner.

Get it here.
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Get it here.

27. These Spaghetti Scrubs that don't even need soap.

Soap is for the weak. Get them here.
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Soap is for the weak. Get them here.

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28. A body dryer.

View this video on YouTube

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For when lifting a towel is just TOO MUCH. Get it here.

29. This DIY bidet wand.

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Yes, that is a robot cleaning its butt with a wand. Get your own here!

Or there's always this technique:

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You know, if you happen to own a Segway.