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26 Borderline Genius Ways To Sneak Alcohol Into Anything

Is there booze in your ponytail, or are you just happy to see me?

1. Hide a bottle inside your ponytail.

2. Make a soda-can sleeve to go over your beer.

3. Get these stash briefs to hide your bottle boner.

4. Make a beerito.

5. Fill your tie with a little nip.

6. Get these sneaky binoculars.

7. Turn a baby doll into a secret flask.

8. Get these caps to make your booze-filled water bottle look factory-sealed.

9. Get this baseball glove with a hidden pouch.

10. Turn your rack into a wine rack.

11. Inject your strawberries with booze.

12. ...or your oranges.

13. ...or your grapes.

14. Stock up on tampon flasks.

15. Get these aptly named Shampbooze bottles, complete with "seal."

For the truly committed smuggler. Get them here.

16. Fill your hairbrush with hooch.

17. Get this fancy golf club.

18. Slip a flask into your stadium seat.

19. Soak your gummy bears in vodka.

20. Get this umbrella with a secret.

21. Bring this special sunscreen.

22. Get this bev bag that holds a whole bottle.

23. Bring an "ice pack" that's actually filled with booze.

24. Get one of these water bottles and refill with...not water.

25. Go the Canadian route and BYO syrup.

26. Turn your Capri Sun into a Capri Fun.