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    34 Things Every "Parks And Recreation" Fan Needs To Have


    1. These Galentine's Embroideries

    Embroideries before Em-boy-daries.

    Get them here.

    2. This Motivational Mug

    From the wisest mustache who ever lived. Get it here.

    3. This Romantic Poster

    Get it here.

    4. The Shirt Previously Known as Scarecrow Boat

    And also...

    Malice in Chains

    Punch Face Champion

    Flames for Flames

    The Andy Andy Andys

    Andy and the D-Bags


    Department of Homeland Obscurity


    Puppy Pendulum

    Possum Pendulum

    Penis Pendulum


    Jet Black Pope

    Muscle Confusion

    Just the Tip



    Angel Snack

    Nothing Rhymes With Orange

    Everything Rhymes With Orange

    Nothing Rhymes with Blorange

    and Ninja Dick.

    Get it here.

    5. This Fancy Robe

    The better to Treat Yo Self with. Get it here.

    6. This Souvenir Mug

    When you spend $1,000 on waffles alone, you should also get your own mug.

    Get it here.

    7. This Motivational Poster

    "Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."

    Get it here.

    8. An Important Button

    Get it here.

    9. A Fandom Crossover Mug

    Voldemort was definitely born in Eagleton.

    Get it here.

    10. A Priority List

    Get it here.

    11. These Authentic Posters

    Worthy of a Swanson. Get them here.

    12. This Minimalist Travel Poster

    From the greatest town in Indiana, probably America, possibly the world.

    Get it here.

    13. This Perdverted Banner

    What you are buying is a sign that says a word that is from Perd.

    Get it here.

    14. This Bathroom Sign

    Get it here.

    15. BFF Earrings

    From one beautiful sunfish to another. Get them here.

    16. This Banner

    To be placed equidistant from your home and work. Get it here.

    17. A Noble Bust

    Not to be placed in a library EVER. Get it here.

    18. This Lovely Sentiment

    The only way to talk to a frienemy. Get it here.

    19. And This One

    Get it here.

    20. This Important Slogan


    Get it here.

    21. Donna's Favorite Hobby

    And also maybe Retta's. Get it here.

    22. Candles for Your Shrine

    Get them here.

    23. A Goddess Poster

    Get it here.

    24. This Austere Decal

    Get it here.

    25. A Gamer Hat

    The only other thing you need is two wizards, a maverick, the Arbiter, two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman. Get it here.

    26. A Mug for Brown Liquor

    Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

    Get it here.

    27. This Shirt

    For when your marbles are full of mouth.

    Get it here.

    28. A Sweetum for Your Sweetum

    29. A Super Sexy Card

    True love produces friction.

    Get it here.

    30. A Bacon Scented Candle

    It smells just like All The Bacon And Eggs You Have.

    Get it here.

    31. A Political Tote

    Knope We Can.

    Get it here.

    32. Every Word Ron Knows

    Get it here.

    33. Fine Leather Goods

    Available here.

    34. This Tribute Pin

    An animal, a legend, a friend.

    Get it here.

    When all else fails, you can always go here: Infinite Ron Swanson.


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