4. The Shirt Previously Known as Scarecrow Boat
And also...
Malice in Chains
Punch Face Champion
Flames for Flames
The Andy Andy Andys
Andy and the D-Bags
Crackfinger
Department of Homeland Obscurity
Fourskin
Puppy Pendulum
Possum Pendulum
Penis Pendulum
Radwagon
Jet Black Pope
Muscle Confusion
Just the Tip
Fiveskin
Threeskin
Angel Snack
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
Everything Rhymes With Orange
Nothing Rhymes with Blorange
and Ninja Dick.
Get it here.
5. This Fancy Robe
The better to Treat Yo Self with. Get it here.
6. This Souvenir Mug
7. This Motivational Poster
12. This Minimalist Travel Poster
13. This Perdverted Banner
17. A Noble Bust
Not to be placed in a library EVER. Get it here.
25. A Gamer Hat
The only other thing you need is two wizards, a maverick, the Arbiter, two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman. Get it here.
26. A Mug for Brown Liquor
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Get it here.
27. This Shirt
For when your marbles are full of mouth.
Get it here.
28. A Sweetum for Your Sweetum
Get it here.
30. A Bacon Scented Candle
It smells just like All The Bacon And Eggs You Have.
Get it here.
When all else fails, you can always go here: Infinite Ron Swanson.
