1. “Your little dog licks your mouth and lips, Manneia. I am not surprised — it always enjoyed eating shit.”—Martial, Epigrams I.63
2. “I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.”— Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
3. "Villain, I have done thy mother!" — Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus
4. “In my mind, Martha, you are buried in cement right up to your neck. No… right up to your nose… that’s much quieter.” – Edward Albee, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
5. “The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.” – George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
6. "I desire that we be better strangers." — Shakespeare, As You Like It
7. “Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not that young anymore.” — James Baldwin, Giovanni's Room
8. “Zoilus, why do you pollute the bath by plunging your ass into it? A tip — Want to make it filthier? Do this: Submerge your head in the bath as well.” — Martial, II.42
9. "She is a peacock in everything but beauty!” - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
10. "I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands." — Shakespeare, Timon of Athens
11. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." — J.R.R. Tolkien, Fellowship of the Ring
