Turning and turning in the widening gyro
The kebab cannot hear the kebaber;
Wraps fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The mayonnaise-soaked tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of flavor is drowned;
The best lack all Hellman’s, while the worst
Are full of passionate viscosity.
Surely some indigestion is at hand;
Surely the Sandwich Coming is at hand.
The Sandwich Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Subway
Troubles my sight: somewhere in vats of the linoleum counter
A shape with a meatball sub body and the head of an Italian BMT,
A bread hellscape blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the soggy footlongs.
The meatballs drop again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of heartburn
Were vexed to nightmare by an ice cream scoop full of tuna salad,
And what rough feast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethleham to be born?
- A second wave of bomb threats sent to Jewish community centers in the evening brought the number of locations threatened on Monday to 28.
- Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the massive Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight" 🙊
- President Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝